Kids Say the Funniest Things…
playing Rescue Heroes “This is Wendy Waters. Do you Coffee? Do you Coffee?”***
After looking at a picture of me pregnant with her. “Mom, I peed in your belly.”
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After I asked her to do something “Okay, Your Majesty Queen.”
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I often tell Gracie I’m glad she’s part of our family. One day out of the blue she said “Mommy, are you excited I’m in the family?”
Me: “Yes, Gracie, I’m very excited you’re in the family.”
“Me too. I’m glad you’re in the family.” She gives me abig kiss.
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Timmy (6):
looking for a toy “I can’t find the two balls. Wait a minute.” He smiles and karate chops on either side of his…Yes, you guessed it.
Those younger boys seem to “know” a whole lot more
than their brothers did when they were little.
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When Timmy reminded me the family movie was starting “I hope you don’t get too distracted by the computer.” Five or ten minutes later he comes back up. I’m still on the computer. “Mom, you’re distracted again. Come on!”
How could I resist that!
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“Don’t look at the computer or you’ll be a computer nerd!”
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Days after a lesson on Hurricanes. “Mom, it’s stopped raining. Are we in the eye of the storm or is the storm over?” Such a bright boy!
Makes a homeschooler proud!
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Joey (9):
After I was having a very hard day and my husband explained to him about mommy hormones. “Mom, I know yo’ve been strict lately, and I forgive you.”
