10 Things I Wish I’d Known About Parenting

1. Don’t believe you’ll exercise and drop the weight when your six weeks recovery time is up. You’ll be too exhausted to get up off the couch and your crying baby will want to be held all the time. Though if you put on a infant carrier, he makes a great weight for squats!

2. Infants don’t know the difference between 1 am and 1 pm and just when you think you’re about to lose your mind, they’ll start sleeping through the night!

3. No matter how many times you discipline (spank) your two year old, he’ll keep getting out of his bed at nap time and when his nap time is over, YOU’LL NEED A NAP! Connection BEFORE correction!

4. An 18-month-old won’t remember the expensive Disneyland Trip when he grows up, no matter how many life-size characters you meet, but the photos you take will make him think he remembers and will be priceless!!!

5. What’s a cute habit at two (like “shaking your booty”) isn’t necessarily cute to your child’s teacher at preschool!

6. When you’re eight months pregnant, television and the computer are great babysitters, and won’t turn your kids into vegetables even if they watch and play for three hours while you take a nap. And yes, two and a half year olds know how to change computer CDs.

7.Lock up all your toddler’s crayons and markers. It’s okay to stifle their creativity, especially if it’ll save you hours of work and hundreds of dollars.

8. It’s okay to let your child crawl in bed with you in the middle of the night, even if there’s no thunderstorm.

9. Start that scrapbook NOW!!!! When the kids muliply and photos pile up, and you decide to scrapbook you WILL totally have forgetten which kid is which.

10. Never leave home without a change of clothes for your kids, antibacterial soap and a walmart sack!