You Know You’re Back Home From ACFW WHEN…
1. You wake well rested and miss the symphony of toilet flushes!
2. You still feel that post ACFW conference stooper, and wonder if it was all but a dream because the memories and euphoria are fading.
3. You realize YOU have to cook breakfast.
4. The noise you hear from downstairs is NOT the excitement from seeing James Scott Bell, but from your kids fighting over the breakfast cereal.
5. You realize that the most exciting thing on your to do list is NOT deciding which workshop to go to, but to finish unpacking your suitcase.
6. You actually offer your kids desert when they come home from school because you’re body’s become accustomed to the sugar rush.
7. You’re an introvert but find yourself wanting to go down to the lounge and stay up late with a group of friends.
8. You acutually miss your ACFW stalker, but realize the closest you’ll get to being stalked is when your 14 years old gives you the “look.”
9. You’re ready for bed and realize it’s before midnight and you feel as if you should be doing something else bedsides going to bed…like preparing for an appointment in the morning.
10. Instead of falling asleep right away, you lay in bed, trying to recaputre the ACFW expereince like when you wake from a really good dream and try to go back to sleep but realize even if you do the moment has passed!
